Five quirky questions for you

1 What is the official language of the internet?
1. English
2. Cat memes
3. JavaScript
4. Emoji
Correct!

Wrong!

Emoji

Because who needs words when you can express everything with tiny smiley faces? 😄
2 Which animal can jump higher than a house?
1. Kangaroo
2. Grasshopper
3. Squirrel
4. All of them; houses can’t jump!
Correct!

Wrong!

All of them; houses can’t jump!

Houses are notoriously bad at vertical leaps.
3 What do you call a bear with no teeth?
1. A gummy bear
2. A toothless bear
3. An ursine dentist
4. Winnie the Pooh
Correct!

Wrong!

A gummy bear

They’re sweet, chewy, and won’t bite back!
4 Why did the scarecrow win an award?
1. Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. Because he had a great sense of humor.
3. Because he could dance like no one was watching.
4. Because he knew all the corny jokes.
Correct!

Wrong!

Because he was outstanding in his field!

He really stood out among the cornstalks
5 What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
1. Frosty the Fit Man
2. Chiseled Charlie
3. Abominable Abs
4. Snowbody knows!
Correct!

Wrong!

Snowbody knows!

Because snowmen don’t hit the gym – they just chill.